Mary Beth Super Member
Joined: 30 May 2005
Last Visit: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 3869 Location: Ohio
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Posted: October 13 2006, 12:52 PM Post subject: Jesus is Watching You!!!
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Jesus is watching you
One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house.
He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "
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Mom to Rick (27), Stephanie (24), Elizabeth (22), Robby(19), Samuel (9 DS, TOF), Shane ( 8 ), Katarina (4 DS, AV Canal Defect)
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amante Senior Member
Joined: 07 Nov 2001
Last Visit: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 277
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Posted: October 13 2006, 1:01 PM Post subject:
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very funny
_________________ Amante, mom to Caroline age 9, Margo age 7 and Peter age 4 (DS)born 2-11-02
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Hannah's mom Super Member
Joined: 01 Jul 2001
Last Visit: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 1622 Location: Adironadack Mountains, Upstate NY
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Posted: October 14 2006, 7:07 AM Post subject:
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_________________ Mom to Hannah(8)DS and Logan (4)
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