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Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party


 
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PostPosted: June 22 2010, 7:39 AM    Post subject:
Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party
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A friend just sent this to me and I thought youd all get a good smile out of it. Very Happy
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10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

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PostPosted: June 22 2010, 7:56 AM    Post subject:
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That is HYSTERICAL. (and if I must admit, I've attended quite a few frat parties in my former life). LOL!!! Thanks for the morning laugh.

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PostPosted: June 22 2010, 8:24 AM    Post subject:
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LOL! Love it, so true Wink

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PostPosted: June 22 2010, 8:30 AM    Post subject:
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Not quite sure what a Frat Party is.......but had to LOL, all those points are earily familiar with two kids in the house!

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PostPosted: June 22 2010, 8:32 AM    Post subject:
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A Frat Party here in the states is a big college party. Sometime lasting for days. ( I will admit also, I have been to more than a few. )

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PostPosted: June 22 2010, 8:56 AM    Post subject:
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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy LOLOLLLL cute Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: June 22 2010, 6:15 PM    Post subject:
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Never attended a frat party, but that certainly describes my house. I have to share this with my sister, who has attended several frat parties. Thanks for the laugh.

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PostPosted: June 25 2010, 9:16 AM    Post subject:
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LOL. So true! We don't have frat parties as such here in Australia but I have been to (and hosted) many similar parties in my former life also. Very Happy

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PostPosted: June 25 2010, 1:36 PM    Post subject:
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tooo funny! Thanks for sharing!

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Holy cow - that is hilarious! And so true! I may print and frame that!

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PostPosted: August 11 2010, 8:46 PM    Post subject:
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That's hilarious. I'm gonna go turn that into a facebook note and pass it around to friend's with toddlers.
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PostPosted: August 12 2010, 6:47 AM    Post subject:
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Very funny and so true!!

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PostPosted: August 12 2010, 11:22 AM    Post subject:
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Love it... That is my house right now Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

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