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Momof6 Super Member
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Posted: June 22 2010, 7:39 AM Post subject: Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party
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A friend just sent this to me and I thought youd all get a good smile out of it.
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10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.
9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
4. There's definitely going to be a fight.
3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.
2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.
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DanielsMommy Super Member
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Posted: June 22 2010, 7:56 AM Post subject:
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That is HYSTERICAL. (and if I must admit, I've attended quite a few frat parties in my former life). LOL!!! Thanks for the morning laugh.
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Lisa - Mommy to Elayna 10-1-02 and Daniel (Ds) 6-7-05
Always have hope....Without rain, there can be no rainbows.
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Abbigailsmom Senior Member
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Posted: June 22 2010, 8:24 AM Post subject:
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LOL! Love it, so true 
_________________ Stephanie Hakes, mother to Abby born 5/6/07
Reed 9/21/09
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earlyam Senior Member
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Posted: June 22 2010, 8:30 AM Post subject:
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Not quite sure what a Frat Party is.......but had to LOL, all those points are earily familiar with two kids in the house!
_________________ Jo, Mum to Georgia 11/11/03 ( BIG High School Musical fan) and Ethan 16/12/07 (DS)
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Momof6 Super Member
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Posted: June 22 2010, 8:32 AM Post subject:
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A Frat Party here in the states is a big college party. Sometime lasting for days. ( I will admit also, I have been to more than a few. )
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Googsmom Super Member
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Posted: June 22 2010, 8:56 AM Post subject:
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rlstewart Senior Member
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Posted: June 22 2010, 6:15 PM Post subject:
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Never attended a frat party, but that certainly describes my house. I have to share this with my sister, who has attended several frat parties. Thanks for the laugh.
_________________ Racheal
mom to Henry (01/06), Ramona (06/08), and Cora (2/10)
Don't underestimate my ability
Don't definate my character
Don't belittle my authority
It's time you recognize my quality
-Peter Tosh, I Am That I Am
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Tigger Super Member
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Last Visit: 25 Sep 2010 Posts: 6527 Location: NSW, Australia
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Posted: June 25 2010, 9:16 AM Post subject:
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LOL. So true! We don't have frat parties as such here in Australia but I have been to (and hosted) many similar parties in my former life also. 
_________________ Karyn
Mum to Nikki (Jul 89), Stefanie (Sep 96), Joel [June 98] and Talitha (DS) (Nov 05) AVSD/PDA repaired 23 March 06
"I will praise You, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made; Marvelous are Your works, and that my soul knows very well." Psalm 139:14
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Ericanaysha Member
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Posted: June 25 2010, 1:36 PM Post subject:
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tooo funny! Thanks for sharing!
_________________ ~Erica~
Mama to Natalie (6), Caleb (2), and Ephraim (5 months- MDS)
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AMTJmom Super Member
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Posted: July 02 2010, 10:46 AM Post subject:
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Holy cow - that is hilarious! And so true! I may print and frame that!
_________________ Julie - wife to Allan (5-90),mom to Andrew (6-93), Madelyn (3-96), Tyler (11-98 ), Jackson (ds 10-27-06), and adopting Dashlyn! (ds 3-21-08 )
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kittycat3376 Super Member
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Posted: August 11 2010, 8:46 PM Post subject:
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That's hilarious. I'm gonna go turn that into a facebook note and pass it around to friend's with toddlers.
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Momtoseven Senior Member
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Posted: August 12 2010, 6:47 AM Post subject:
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Very funny and so true!!
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Me-Shell Senior Member
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Posted: August 12 2010, 11:22 AM Post subject:
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_________________
Michelle, Fiance to Wyatt, Mom to Shane (20), Aubrey (17) and Baby Cameron DS (02/06/08 )
"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." After all today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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